Mixing it up a little bit for this year's Faux -- we’re going to begin with the FULL Faux season in one published piece from national NFL Mock Draft expert Xavier Cromartie and handicapping maven Bet The Close podcast's Chris Bilello.
Xavier, Chris and I (RC) have been doing these Faux seasons for a couple years now. The rules are: everyone must finish their full season run/details and then send in without anyone seeing their work, so no one is jaded or compromised by the other’s work…my Faux season is in the books before I see their Faux's to set up for publishing.
So, here is Xavier's July 2023 season-long-through-the-playoffs projections for how he sees the perfect world playing out…
Comments on the final regular season standings:
AFC East: The QB helped the Jets' turnaround, but they also have the #1 defense. Nonetheless, the Dolphins come out on top thanks to their elite WRs.
AFC North: The AFC is overloaded compared to the NFC, creating an odd situation where 9 wins is still 4th place, yet only 1 team from the division makes the playoffs.
AFC South: Rubbish. Even the Jaguars are not very good.
AFC West: Same as any other year, but now I've adjusted to stop mathematically underrating the Chiefs.
NFC East: It's not exciting, but no one is really close to the Eagles in the weak NFC.
NFC North: While the Lions have become a serious threat, the Packers are still better than people expect.
NFC South: Nothing is happening here. Bryce Young won't change the Panthers overnight.
NFC West: The two worst teams are here, taking a salary cap recovery season.
AFC-E W L .PCT
y-MIA 12 5 0.706
x-BUF 11 6 0.647
x-NYJ 11 6 0.647
NE 9 8 0.529
AFC-N W L .PCT
y-CIN 12 5 0.706
BLT 10 7 0.588
PIT 9 8 0.529
CLV 9 8 0.529
AFC-S W L .PCT
y-JAX 8 9 0.471
TEN 7 10 0.412
HST 5 12 0.294
IND 5 12 0.294
AFC-W W L .PCT
z-KC 13 4 0.765
x-LAC 11 6 0.647
DEN 7 10 0.412
LV 6 11 0.353
NFC-E W L .PCT
z-PHI 13 4 0.765
x-DAL 10 7 0.588
NYG 8 9 0.471
WAS 8 9 0.471
NFC-N W L .PCT
y-MIN 10 7 0.588
x-DET 9 8 0.529
GB 9 8 0.529
CHI 6 11 0.353
NFC-S W L .PCT
y-NO 9 8 0.529
ATL 7 10 0.412
TB 5 12 0.294
CAR 5 12 0.294
NFC-W W L .PCT
y-SF 11 6 0.647
x-SEA 9 8 0.529
LA 4 13 0.235
ARZ 4 13 0.235
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--PLAYOFFS--
AFC Wild Card
1: Kansas City Chiefs bye
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2. Cincinnati Bengals v 7. Los Angeles Chargers
CINCINNATI — The Cincinnati Bengals delivered an electrifying performance in their Wild Card playoff matchup against the Los Angeles Chargers, emerging victorious in a thrilling contest. Led by quarterback Joe Burrow's masterful display, the Bengals showcased their offensive prowess. Burrow's precision passing, highlighted by a 70-yard touchdown strike to wide receiver Ja'Marr Chase, ignited the crowd. Running back Joe Mixon powered through the Chargers' defense, finding the end zone for a crucial touchdown. Despite the Chargers' valiant efforts, the Bengals' defense, anchored by linebacker Logan Wilson's game-sealing interception, held firm. The Bengals celebrated a hard-fought 27-24 victory.
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3. Miami Dolphins v 6. New York Jets
MIAMI GARDENS — In a pulsating Wild Card playoff showdown, the Miami Dolphins managed to fend off a determined comeback by the New York Jets, clinching a hard-fought victory. Quarterback Tua Tagovailoa displayed his prowess, threading precise passes and orchestrating a balanced offensive attack. The Dolphins' ground game, led by running back Devon Achane, churned out crucial yards and found the end zone for multiple touchdowns. The Jets fought back valiantly, with quarterback Aaron Rodgers connecting with wide receiver Allen Lazard for a late touchdown. However, the Dolphins' defense held firm in the closing minutes, denying the Jets another scoring opportunity. With a final score of 24-21, the Dolphins enjoyed their well-deserved triumph.
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4. Jacksonville Jaguars v 5. Buffalo Bills
JACKSONVILLE — In a tightly contested Wild Card playoff matchup, the Buffalo Bills edged past the Jacksonville Jaguars by a single point at TIAA Bank Field. Quarterback Josh Allen showcased his clutch abilities, leading the Bills' offense with precision passing and timely scrambles. Wide receiver Stefon Diggs proved instrumental, making crucial receptions and finding the end zone for a pivotal touchdown. Despite a resilient effort from the Jaguars, led by quarterback Trevor Lawrence's impressive performance, the Bills' defense, anchored by standout plays from cornerback Tre'Davious White and linebacker Dorian Williams, held firm in the waning moments. With a final score of 27-26, the Bills kept their dreams alive.
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NFC Wild Card
1. Philadelphia Eagles bye
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2. San Francisco 49ers v 7. Detroit Lions
SANTA CLARA — In an intense Wild Card playoff matchup, the San Francisco 49ers emerged victorious against the Detroit Lions at Levi's Stadium. Quarterback Trey Lance showcased his precision, connecting with tight end George Kittle for a crucial touchdown. Running back Christian McCaffrey's explosive speed led to a game-changing rushing score. The Lions fought back, with quarterback Jared Goff finding success through the air, but fell short in their comeback attempt. The 49ers' defense held strong, securing a hard-fought 27-21 win.
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3. Minnesota Vikings v 6. Seattle Seahawks
MINNEAPOLIS — The Minnesota Vikings outlasted the Seattle Seahawks in a thrilling Wild Card playoff showdown at U.S. Bank Stadium. Both teams displayed tenacity and determination throughout the closely contested battle. Vikings wide receiver Justin Jefferson proved to be a dominant force, showcasing his agility and speed with crucial receptions and explosive plays. The Seahawks mounted a spirited comeback behind the efforts of wide receiver Tyler Lockett, who made acrobatic catches and found the end zone. However, the Vikings' stout defensive line, led by Marcus Davenport, applied relentless pressure, while cornerback Mekhi Blackmon disrupted passing lanes. The game ended with a final score of 24-21 in favor of the Vikings.
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4. New Orleans Saints v 5. Dallas Cowboys
NEW ORLEANS — In a nail-biting Wild Card playoff showdown at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome, the Dallas Cowboys held off a relentless comeback attempt by the New Orleans Saints to secure a hard-fought victory. The Cowboys' high-powered offense, led by quarterback Dak Prescott and star wide receiver CeeDee Lamb, proved to be a formidable force, connecting on critical passes and explosive plays. Running back Tony Pollard showcased his versatility, contributing with strong rushes and key receptions. The Saints fought back behind the efforts of quarterback Derek Carr and wide receiver Chris Olave but fell just short. With a final score of 24-23, the Cowboys celebrated their well-deserved win.
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AFC Divisional
1. Kansas City Chiefs v 5. Buffalo Bills
KANSAS CITY — In a thrilling clash at Arrowhead Stadium, the Kansas City Chiefs orchestrated a remarkable comeback against the Buffalo Bills. The Chiefs' offense, led by quarterback Patrick Mahomes, showcased their resilience and determination, engineering a late surge that ignited the home crowd. Wide receiver Rashee Rice provided a spark with a crucial touchdown reception, while tight end Travis Kelce's acrobatic catches kept the chains moving. The Bills, behind the efforts of quarterback Josh Allen and nominal tight end Dalton Kincaid, put up a valiant fight, but were unable to withstand the Chiefs' relentless pressure. In a game that came down to the wire, the Chiefs emerged victorious with a final score of 31-28.
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2. Cincinnati Bengals v 3. Miami Dolphins
CINCINNATI — In a captivating showdown at Paul Brown Stadium, the Cincinnati Bengals delivered a commanding performance, overpowering the Miami Dolphins to claim a decisive victory. The Bengals' explosive offense, orchestrated by quarterback Joe Burrow, showcased their aerial prowess as Burrow connected with wide receiver Ja'Marr Chase for multiple highlight-reel touchdowns. The Bengals' relentless pass rush, led by defensive end Trey Hendrickson, wreaked havoc on the Dolphins' offensive line, stifling their passing game. Miami's quarterback Mike White, replacing injured Tua Tagovailoa, faced relentless pressure, forcing him into costly mistakes. With an electrifying atmosphere, the Bengals emerged triumphant with a dominant final score of 27-14.
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NFC Divisional
1. Philadelphia Eagles v 5. Dallas Cowboys
PHILADELPHIA — In an intense clash at Lincoln Financial Field, the Philadelphia Eagles showcased their resolute defense to fend off a determined Dallas Cowboys team and secure a hard-earned victory. The Eagles' relentless pass rush, spearheaded by outside linebacker Haason Reddick, disrupted the Cowboys' offensive rhythm and forced multiple turnovers. Linebacker Nolan Smith displayed exceptional sideline-to-sideline speed, making crucial tackles and delivering impactful plays. Quarterback Jalen Hurts displayed his dual-threat ability, extending plays with his legs and connecting with wide receiver DeVonta Smith for a crucial touchdown. Despite the Cowboys' efforts, the Eagles' staunch defense sealed the 24-17 win.
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2. San Francisco 49ers v 3. Minnesota Vikings
SANTA CLARA — In a highly anticipated clash at Levi's Stadium, the San Francisco 49ers unleashed a dominant ground attack to overpower the Minnesota Vikings and secure a convincing victory. The 49ers' relentless offensive line, led by tackle Trent Williams, paved the way for running back Christian McCaffrey, who carved through the Vikings' defense with explosive runs and decisive cuts. Quarterback Trey Lance efficiently managed the game, connecting on key passes when needed. The Vikings' defense struggled to contain the 49ers' rushing onslaught, allowing San Francisco to control the time of possession and dictate the tempo. With a resounding final score of 28-20, the 49ers celebrated a well-deserved win.
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AFC Championship
1. Kansas City Chiefs v 2. Cincinnati Bengals
KANSAS CITY — The Kansas City Chiefs hosted the Cincinnati Bengals in an enthralling matchup at Arrowhead Stadium. The Chiefs faced fierce resistance from the Bengals, with neither team willing to back down in their pursuit of a Super Bowl berth. Quarterback Patrick Mahomes showcased his remarkable arm talent, connecting with wide receiver Kadarius Toney for explosive plays that left the Bengals' defense scrambling. Mahomes' precision passing and Toney's electrifying speed provided a dynamic combination that the Bengals struggled to contain. The Bengals, led by quarterback Joe Burrow's tenacity, fought tooth and nail to overcome the Chiefs' formidable defense. Burrow's accurate throws, particularly to wide receiver Tee Higgins, kept the Bengals in contention throughout the game. The Chiefs' defense, however, held firm, applying pressure and making crucial stops when it mattered most. The officiating crew, respected by all fans for their impartiality, ensured a fair contest that underscored the league's commitment to integrity. Their consistent enforcement of the rules allowed the players' skills to shine and determined the outcome solely based on merit. In a thrilling conclusion, the Chiefs secured a hard-fought 27-24 victory over the Bengals. This game serves as a testament to the NFL's dedication to fair competition, with neither team receiving preferential treatment, as is always the case in NFL games.
NFC Championship
2. Philadelphia Eagles v 2. San Francisco 49ers
PHILADELPHIA (AP) — In an exhilarating clash at Lincoln Financial Field, the Philadelphia Eagles hosted the San Francisco 49ers in a high-stakes battle for a coveted spot in the Super Bowl. The Eagles displayed unwavering determination, proving their mettle against the formidable 49ers. Led by quarterback Jalen Hurts, the Eagles' offense orchestrated a masterclass of precision and explosive plays. Hurts connected with wide receiver AJ Brown on several critical drives, showcasing their undeniable chemistry. The duo's impeccable timing and route running left the 49ers' defense scrambling for answers.
San Francisco responded with a gritty performance led by quarterback Trey Lance. Lance's accurate throws, particularly to wide receiver Deebo Samuel, kept the 49ers within striking distance throughout the game. Their ground game, spearheaded by running back Christian McCaffrey, posed challenges for the Eagles' defense. The game unfolded as a back-and-forth battle, with both teams delivering exceptional defensive performances.
The Eagles' defensive line, anchored by superstar rookie Jalen Carter, relentlessly pressured Lance, disrupting the 49ers' passing game. The 49ers' defense, led by linebacker Fred Warner, made crucial stops and forced turnovers to keep the game within reach. In a thrilling conclusion, the Eagles clinched a hard-fought 31-28 victory over the 49ers. This contest exemplified the essence of football, with two teams leaving it all on the field.
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Super Bowl LVIII
A1. Kansas City Chiefs v N1. Philadelphia Eagles
PARADISE, Nevada — History was made in an awe-inspiring clash at Allegiant Stadium as the Kansas City Chiefs and Philadelphia Eagles squared off in the most electrifying Super Bowl showdown to date. With both teams vying for the Lombardi Trophy, the stage was set for a monumental battle that exceeded all expectations.
The game commenced with a flurry of explosive plays, demonstrating the offensive prowess of both squads. Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes showcased his trademark arm strength and precision, connecting with wide receiver Kadarius Toney on a deep bomb that left the Eagles' defense stunned. The Eagles' response was equally impressive, as quarterback Jalen Hurts led a calculated drive, finding tight end Dallas Goedert in the end zone for a touchdown.
Throughout the game, the showdown between the Chiefs' dynamic duo of Mahomes and Toney and the Eagles' dynamic duo of Hurts and wide receiver AJ Brown captivated fans worldwide. The air was electric every time these playmakers took the field, as their exceptional skill and athleticism mesmerized the crowd.
As the game progressed, the intensity reached unprecedented heights. The Chiefs' defense, led by defensive tackle Chris Jones, unleashed a relentless pass rush, causing disruption in the Eagles' offensive rhythm. On the other side of the ball, the Eagles' defense, anchored by superhuman rookie Jalen Carter, fought valiantly to contain Mahomes and the explosive Chiefs' offense.
In a thrilling display of resilience and determination, the game remained a back-and-forth battle until the final seconds. As the clock wound down, both teams unleashed their full arsenal of trick plays, leaving fans on the edge of their seats. With just seconds remaining, Hurts connected with DeVonta Smith on a miraculous touchdown, securing a one-point lead for the Eagles.
As time expired, the scoreboard read: Philadelphia Eagles 34, Kansas City Chiefs 33. The deafening roar of the crowd echoed through Allegiant Stadium as the Eagles celebrated their triumphant victory in what will be remembered as the greatest Super Bowl game of all time.
This historic clash will forever be etched in the annals of NFL history. The epic showdown between the Chiefs and Eagles captivated the world, showcasing the true essence of football at its finest. As confetti rained down upon the victorious Eagles, their Super Bowl triumph solidified their place among the all-time greats.
Paradise, Nevada, bore witness to a Super Bowl spectacle for the ages, a game that transcended expectations and etched memories that will be cherished for generations to come.
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